I'm Jordan, a 20 year old female from Florida, born and raised.

My interest are sports, video games and music.

My favorite teams are:
Miami Dolphins
Miami Hurricanes
Orlando Magic

A few of my favorite games are:
The Legend of Zelda
Madden
NCAA Football
Super Mario

My favorite bands/artist are:
Staind
FLAW
Killswitch Engage
Metallica
Breaking Benjamin
Josiah Leming
Eminem

I rap about the family members that I hate by doing impersonations and rapping/singing in their voices.

 

So I guess I’m leaving for my cousins house on Tuesday instead of in a few weeks because we have to get the dresses fitted this week. Then I’m coming back home in 2 weeks so that I can get my eye exam and new glasses. I’ll have about $400 to spend on clothes because I’m going back to her house on June 30th and staying until their wedding day on July 28th, so I need way more clothes, I don’t like shopping for clothes, that’s why I shop on the internet, lol!

While I’m there I’m hoping to get my other Zelda tattoos done by the guy that did it the last time. I want Power, Wisdom and Courage around my Royal Crest, then on the side of my left wrist I want to get the Shadow Medallion for my childhood dog named Shadow that we had to put down in January of 2010. I’m thinking of getting Navi and a heart container from Twilight Princess too so that I can fill in some empty spaces.

I can’t wait to go, I haven’t seen her in almost 3 months, so it’ll be fun hanging out with her and her Fiancé for the next 2 weeks.

Puppy memories

My brother and I were just listening to our old rap songs that we make about our family that we don’t like and one of the verses I used to have as my brothers ringtone since 2008 was playing. Well when my dog, Oreo, was a puppy he recognized the ringtone because he knew that it was my brother calling and that we’d pick him up from work and he would get to go on a car ride with us.

I haven’t had that as my ringtone in over a year, but as it was playing it got to the verse that I used and he was sleeping, he heard it and popped his head up and looked around. I stopped the song and waited for him to lay his head back down and put it on a spot right before the verse played and told my brother to watch him. I played it again and when it got to the verse he popped his head up again, it was too funny!

I remember how excited he used to get knowing that when he heard the song it meant he got to see my brother and go bye-bye, which are his two favorite things.

I went to get something out of my room a few hours ago and my brother was in the hallway looking into my room and said he saw something crawling on my wall and it went behind my dresser. He thinks it might be a roach or a spider! I’m not sleeping in my room tonight because that thing could be anywhere by now, and I don’t want it to potentially crawl on me, ugh! I hate this time of the year when all these nasty bugs and spiders get in the house!

Crazy bitch!

So I download this Textfree app on my iPod Touch last night to mess with my mom, well the number I got was previously someone else’s and some woman texted me something about being done with Jason and Amy (the previous owner of the phone number) Apparently Jason, Amy and Crystal have some things to resolve, lol! With her poor grammar I thought she was 12-14, I couldn’t believe this woman was 36! This woman is crazy and is threatening to kill me, this made my night, lol!

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So I download this Textfree app on my iPod Touch last night to mess with my mom, well the number I got was previously someone else’s and some woman texted me something about being done with Jason and Amy (the previous owner of the phone number) I asked 4 questions and this is what happened. Apparently Jason, Amy and Crystal have some things to resolve, lol!

With her poor grammar I thought she was 12-14, I couldn’t believe this woman was 36! This woman is crazy and is threatening to kill me, this made my night, lol!

(Source: canedog09)

Can July come quicker?!?!

I absolutely can’t wait until July! I’m going to be spending a whole month at my cousin and her Fiancés house again, there’s going to be tons of stuff going on.

First my cousin is getting her wedding dress fitted, her friend and I are getting our bridesmaids dresses. On the 14th is my 21st birthday, then on the 23rd is my cousins 21st birthday, she’s having a bachorelette/birthday party and going bar hopping (I don’t drink, I’m just there to laugh at how drunk everyone else gets, lol!), then on the 26th is her Fiancés 21st birthday. Finally they are having their wedding on the 28th where I’m going to be her Maid of Honor. I’m really excited for all of this to happen!

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Underwater Song from Super Mario 64

If I had autoplay music on my tumblr, it would be this.

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Stupid spiders!

My mom just killed the nastiest looking spider ever! I was coming out of the bathroom after brushing my teeth, I go to turn off the light to head to my room 4-5 steps away and I catch a glimpse of a spider peering out of the closet door next to the bathroom door. I scream “That’s a huge fucking spider!” and my brother is like “Where is it at?” I tell him and he comes and it takes him a few seconds to see it and he’s like “Do we have any Raid?” and of course we don’t!

I tell him to keep an eye on it so we don’t lose it and I got a shoe out of my room. He was freaked out and was like “Fuck this, I’m waking up mommy!” (I’m almost 21 and he’s 24 and we still call her mommy, lol!) Her door was locked so he twisted it really hard and it opened. He wakes her up and tells her “Kill this fucking spider, it’s huge!”

I’m screaming and freaking out because it’s moving and my dog came near it and it jumped off the door and tried to go back into the closet. My mom takes the shoe and misses while it runs into the closet, she finds the fucker and beat the hell out of it. This is the 5th spider we’ve found this week, but the biggest so far. I hate Spring time.

My brothers friend said our AC motor was messed up and it would cost about $500 to fix. My mom said it wasn’t worth it since we’ll be moving in a couple of months, so we got a window unit last week for her room and the dogs, my mom, my brother and I all slept in there for the past week. I bought another one tonight for out in the living room and it feels so much better in the house. Now I can sleep on the couch rather than the floor!